The Balding Times - newspaper of Browski

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You think fighting Indonesia is hard?

3 • Day 487, 23:38 • Published in South Africa

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Well if you think fighting Indonesia is hard you should try talking to them. Its been very tough trying to get someone from the Indonesian goverment to chat. It seems they are all busy fighting everyone all over the place. But we finaly hava an

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Drink my poison?

7 • Day 472, 22:06 • Published in South Africa

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There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man

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The Dream Team 2

27 • Day 470, 21:01 • Published in South Africa

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An airplane was once making a routine flight from Hackensack, New Jersey to New York City. The people on board where the world's smartest politician, the pilot (also a father), a Boy Scout, and a devout Christian. In mid-flight, the engine stalled,

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Why I am not a socialist

23 • Day 469, 11:05 • Published in South Africa

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Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet.

Most of you will know that FA is one of the few parties in eSA

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Who pushed me in? - Lets kill some giant squid together.

24 • Day 466, 11:33 • Published in South Africa

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A wealthy billionaire held a great party and invited many guests. (I think his name was Black8Shadow) During the party he took all his guests outside to see his Olympic sized swimming pool. In the pool were crocodiles, piranhas, sharks and even a