The Balding Times - newspaper of Browski

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Minister of Forign Affairs

3 • Day 461, 02:13 • Published in South Africa

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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The

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I know the Truth!

1 • Day 460, 03:53 • Published in South Africa

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Two classmates were chatting in their lunch break...
"I know how to get money real quick" says one,” how?"
"go to your dad and say, "I know the truth" and he'll give you money"
So the young boy went home and said "dad, I know the truth" and
his

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Turkish tank delivered

6 • Day 458, 13:08 • Published in South Africa

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An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the

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Throw out the beer?

9 • Day 451, 12:29 • Published in South Africa

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A Taylor Resurected and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a
“Living Will”
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine
and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the

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ten zar is ten zar

13 • Day 447, 08:28 • Published in South Africa

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Stumpy Jizzy and his wife Martha were from the Northern Cape. Every year they went to the fair in Bloemfontein and every year Jizzy said, "Ya know, Mahtha, I'd like ta get a ride in that theah aihplane." And every year, Martha would say "I know,