The Balding Times - newspaper of Browski

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The sky is falling, the sky is falling - NOT

9 • Day 444, 12:22 • Published in South Africa

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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is

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The Presidents Brown Pants

6 • Day 442, 13:09 • Published in South Africa

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A 17th Century captain was sailing along with his crew when a pirate ship came over the horizon. The captain says, "Cabin boy, get me my red shirt." So, he gets his red shirt and they victoriously battle the pirates. Several days later, they spot

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Minister of Justice & Constitutional Development

5 • Day 441, 04:19 • Published in South Africa

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I've appointed Taylor Resurrected as the Minister of Justice & Constitutional Development for the next two days anyway. I thought he might need the following insparation:

These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people

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THE CONSTITUTION

9 • Day 432, 11:50 • Published in South Africa

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The constitution became law today 25/01/2009 (day 432) any sugested changes will need to be summited to the Minister of Justice and Constitutional Development once one has been appointed.

Thanks to all those who worked so hard on this.

Browski

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Goverment Update

5 • Day 427, 10:34 • Published in South Africa

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Yes *raises hands and dances around the table after beating one of the secret service agents at arm wrestling*

Well it’s been an interesting a busy couple of weeks for SA’s government. One of my advisors has suggested that I give the rest of SA