The Balding Times - newspaper of Browski

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HR for hell

14 • Day 421, 01:27 • Published in South Africa

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One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR Director
was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven
where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "

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Remember to Recycle

3 • Day 418, 09:27 • Published in South Africa

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One day Bill Clinton was talking to Hillary. He was going on a vacation and before he left said, "Whatever you do don't look under my bed." So while Bill was on vacation Hillary got curious and decided to look under his bed. She found a million

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The Dream Team Explained

1 • Day 415, 03:58 • Published in South Africa

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* grabs laptop and goes to the bathroom - It's the only place to get some peace and quiet form those 6 secret service men *

Well it seems we have a bit of confusion as to what everyone is supposed to do. I think I’ve spoken to each individual

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The Dream Team

9 • Day 414, 11:37 • Published in South Africa

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*Enters the room in jogging gear with 6 out of breath secret service agents following closely behind *

Could I have thought up a cornier heading for my announcement of the new cabinet - I think not.

Well here it is:

Deputy President –

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Thank South Africa - Lets make it happen

15 • Day 413, 00:49 • Published in South Africa

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Oh no – again I have to use my newspaper to write something serious. This president thing is really affecting my way of life *fights his way past 6 secret service men, put there by Rico Suave to protect the new president, on the way to his desk from