Thank South Africa - Lets make it happen

Day 413, 00:49 Published in South Africa South Africa by Browski

Oh no – again I have to use my newspaper to write something serious. This president thing is really affecting my way of life *fights his way past 6 secret service men, put there by Rico Suave to protect the new president, on the way to his desk from the bathroom* I’ll include a joke at the end to brighten everyone’s day.

Where was I, oh yes. Thank you.

I wish to take this opportunity to thank all those who supported me in this election campaign. A special word of thanks to Compmage and all the rest of the Free Africa party members for their support it could not have been done without you. I am grateful for this opportunity to serve you and my Country. I consider it an honour and am humbled by your confidence in me. I believe in South Africa. I believe that South Africans can make our country greater And I believe that we can do this – together.

Many of you , who don’t know me, are wondering if I will take the country down some dark and stupid path. Well, relax, I believe in a consultative approach to leadership. Obviously someone must make the final decision, and I am prepared to take the responsibility and do that. But If we are to make this great South Africa even better we all need to work together. The country will only be strong if we put our differences aside and cooperate. I hope to appoint a cabinet that reflects the wider views of South Africa and I hope Ican count on all of you.

As I said in my campaign speech “I think what most South Africans really want is to see our whole country liberated.” For this reason this will be my number one priority as president. Now I do realize that this may not happen overnight but if we do not keep this goal foremost in our thinking we will get distracted and not achieve what most of us really desire – a free South Africa.

My first order of business will be to announce a new cabinet.This will take place in the next two days. I also plan to restructure the government with more accountability so that ministers who are not performing may be asked to improve or relinquish their position. I believe it is the president’s role to make sure that government serves the people adequately and responsibly. The government is not here to be served by the people but to serve them. We live up to the expectations of those who have placed us in these positions of responsibility.

I wish to encourage all South Africans to take part in the forum. http://z13.invisionfree.com/eSouthAfrica/index.php? For those of you who are newer to the game, I believe that one of the reasons that I was elected was because of he forum and my party’s forum despite the fact that many of my fellow candidates have been taking part in eRepublik longer than I. These forums provide you with a wonderful opportunity to accomplish your dreams in eRepublik.

Thank you once again for the opportunity to serve this great nation.

Yours, for freedom

Browski
President

Ps. A rich millionaire throws a massive party for his 50th birthday. During this party, he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. "will give anything of mine to the man who swims across that pool."
So the party continues with no events in the pool until SUDDENLY, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened.
In the pool a man is swimming as hard as he can and fins come out of the water and jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going. The sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and gets out of the pool, tired and soaked. The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, "I am a man of my word. Anything of mine I will give: my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?" The guy grabs the microphone and says, "Why don't we start with the name of the jerk who pushed me in!"