You think fighting Indonesia is hard?
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by Browski
Well if you think fighting Indonesia is hard you should try talking to them. Its been very tough trying to get someone from the Indonesian goverment to chat. It seems they are all busy fighting everyone all over the place. But we finaly hava an Embassy in eIndonesia. Now they read my posts but don't respond - probably because some of you are over there smashing them to bits so they cant talk. Have you guys been using some sort of anti comunications warfar that prevents them from responding 🙂
anyway since so many people are up for the fight i thought you might like a few military jokes.
The new army recruit was serving his first guard duty. He did his best for a while but about 5 a.m. she went to sleep. When he opened his eyes he found the day officer standing before him. Remembering the stiff penalty for being asleep on guard duty, this clever young man kept his head bowed for another moment, then looked upward and reverently said, “A-a-a-men!”
Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature. Next question, please.
The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, state😛
"Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. First, the good news Private Peters will be setting the pace on our morning run.” With this the platoon was overjoyed, as Private Peters was overweight and terribly slow. But then the drill sergeant finished his statement: "Now for the bad news. Private Peters will be driving a truck."
Ok, I better get back to trying to talk to them. Keep up the good work everyone.
Browski
Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs and Ambassador to eIndonesia
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Ive got one
An army general, a marine general, and a navy admiral are arguing, trying to prove their section of the military is the most diciplined.
The army general says "The army is the best. You there, private, get over here! *private comes over* Private, shoot that man! *The General points to a random guy on the street, the private shoots and kills him without questioning. "See? now that guy's got balls."
The marine general says "That's nothing, sergeant, get over here! *Sergeant comes over* Sergeant! Shoot that man then shoot yourself! *The Sergeant shoots the random man on the street then shoots himself dead* "Now that man's got balls!"
The navy admiral says "You think that's good? *The admiral yells to a seaman atop a high ships tower* "You there, seaman! Jump off that tower!" "Excuse me, sir?" "Seaman, jump off that tower!" "Uhh... Screw you, sir!" "See? Now that guys got brains, and balls!"
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-standard-early-morning-edition-important-news-forums--759846/1/20
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