A Fond Farewell

Day 1,976, 19:05 • Published in USA USA • by Blank Keating
Warning: The article below involves Journey, last goodbyes, teenage girlfriends, a high amount of sentimentality, and misty-eyed looks from attractive redheads. If you are too manly to view this content, press the End key and write manly things like beer and steak.

Appropriate music.

When I quit a year ago, I didn't make any real announcement. I alluded to it a bit, but I thought doing anything about it was pointless because I might come back somewhere down the road.

Now, it's been quite some time. I know a lot of people thought I was coming back, but I'm afraid it's the opposite - I returned to extend a formal farewell. eRep will always be an endeavor with a lot of memories for me, like a high school girlfriend I never talk to anymore. This is me wishing you well with your new Eternal Secretary of Education. S/he seems very beautiful/handsome.

The only thing I truly cared about in this game was the media module. As such, my only regret is waiting so long to start writing, about the time when articles were restricted to citizenship. I've sent all my money to people who I believe will strengthen the community and the media.

I invite you to come take a stroll down memory lane with me if you're old, or peek into the world as it was if you're young.

Educating all the things.

First Article, Day 966.

How to Fight in Rising, Day 1,025.

New Admin Education, Day 1,125.

The Launch of the Web, Day 1,161.

War Reporting the American Invasion, Day 1,304.

Satirizing your world.

Advertising like Pizza the Hut, Day 1,057.

Rebellion in a Day and a Half, Day 1,204.

The Unvarnished Truth, Day 1,235.

An Exclusive Look into V3, Day 1,303.

The Pizza Song, Day 1,527.

Shenanigans and initiatives.

PTOing Russia, Day 1,088.

One year, Day 1,088.

eRep Personality Quiz, Day 1,098.

America's Top Elite, Day 1,203

Achievements in eRep, Day 1,233.

Two years, Day 1,453.

Political articles.

Let's Talk, Day 1,097.

A Case for a Gigantic, Shadowcasting Government, Day 1,162.

This was a Triumph, Day 1,324.

Good Night and Good Luck, Day 1,353.

Trying to Unite the USA and the JCS, Day 1,417.

Scraps from the old days.































Farewell, eUSA. May your days ahead be paved with sunshine and unicorns. Not like, unicorns as gravel and tar, but just them sitting around the side of the road. Like road signs. Because why not.

Keating is dead, long live Keating,