Russia, Michael Porter Would Like To Apply For The Party President Position
Michael Porter
Ladies.
Halfsies.
Are you tired of living paycheck to paycheck? Tired of working at dead-end jobs to bosses that won't even take the time to say hi while they're outsourcing your job to whatever country you get conquered by next week? Tired of your rights being trampled by those that say you need "elections" and "constitutions"? No more. No more will this great nation have to deal with the troubles of Constitutions, nor Democracy.
For far too long have your "leaders" tried to trample you, strangle you with capitalism and rule books. Trying to make you think inside the box in a game that is 99% out. The time has come for an outsider to show you the way. A true outsider: someone with no party, no ideals, no country, not even an account to care about to hold them back. I will abandon my party and my ideals for you. I will blow up this entire country for you if it was deemed necessary. I will get myself and everyone else permabanned in the great name of the party that I will erect in my image ALL FOR YOU:
NO MORE RULEBOOKS
NO MORE BOX TO THINK INSIDE OF
NO MORE ELECTED LEADERS
THE TIME HAS COME FOR THIS
I have been reborn Russian, and it's time redeliver this baby Russia into the giant, infant-crushing, red-eyed machine beast we god damn well know it can be. Are you psyched? Good. Because there's only three days left until you need to vote for me in the Constitutional Democrats party president election. Until then, I expect you all to please yourself for 72 hours straight to this nationalism porn:
^ She's Russian ^
With no sincerity because we're tougher than that,
Michael Porter
Future Ruler of Russia, which will be Ruler of the World
Comments
Wow that was quick. MP is back in the media. lol
and the thrill is back. lul
Wow, talk about selling yourself to the highest bidder. Is this really what you want Russia? A ex-s.e.e.s. player who is obviously selling to the highest bidder. Personally, if I were Russian, I would want a fellow Russian running things. Don't let s.e.e.s do to Russia what they tried to do in America. Instead elect a Russian and then reach out to America as a friend and not an enemy.
^ American propaganda ^
Дорогие кадеты, как вы допустили такое? Я не могу смотреть, что нормальные партии превращаются в ТО-партии
Yankee go home ! Michael, Russia is not your country, so thou will lose everything here.
I like key lime pie best!
What was the name of the nation which always says goodbye but never leaves? Could bet it wasn't Americans. -)
Nobody cares
And btw, whom are you addressing your speech? Have you tought your bots to read articles?
Good-bye
Michael, please, for heavens sake, resize your pictures properly before posting them in your articles. I will not even mention that you put the wrong addressee in the first place. Of course you should appeal to halfsies first
>Дорогие кадеты, как вы допустили такое? Я не могу смотреть, что нормальные партии превращаются в ТО-партии
Причём тут кадеты? В президенты партии может выставляться любой гражданин и никто не может снять его кандидатуру.
Darsdm, любой отдавший два голда членпартии может выставиться на должность президента партии. по сути это и есть ТО. Сейчас кадетам помогать надо, ведь мы подверглись самому настоящему ТО.
Какой наивный.
И ваще, Мища, ты же вроде ушёл? Уходя - уходи.
Hey Porter! It seems you've decided to leave this game. Why are you still here?
Я поддерживаю эти усилия.
lol google translator!
O7
LUPTAM PENTRU TARA SI PENTRU ONOARE
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/legiunea-beretele-verzi--1570859/1/20
OH DIO YES!!!
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Real Michael Porter left the game 4 days ago this account is a multi, right?
Jaxon Leith is smiling down on this.
inb4 the polish ladyboy bans michael.