[BKasPOTUS] This Was A Triumph

Day 1,324, 14:21 • Published in USA USA • by Blank Keating
My fellow Americans,

Thanks for the medal, everyone. Peace out.


Just kidding.

I'm here to talk to you about something glorious that happened yesterday. We saw a close election, riddled with competition, activity, and most importantly, fun. Whether I'm the savior or the devil to you matters not, I've seen more unity and enjoyment in the last 48 hours than I have in the last 3 months.

I'd like to thank everyone who supported and congratulated me. This was an election where literally every vote counted, and I owe every one of you for picking me. I heard Claire Littleton is giving out favors to repay that.

This is a feeling I'd like to ride out all term long. My team and I have already leaped into action. We will be staffing and supplying every program and unit in the world for the next couple days, and then we can really get creative with this.



Without further ado, here's your cabinet:

President: Blank Keating
Vice President: Marxus
Chief of Staff: CivilAnarchy
Secretary of Defense: Alexander_Auctoritas
Secretary of State: Paul Proteus
Secretary of the Interior: Lysander Spooner II
Secretary of Media: Gnilraps
Secretary of Education: TBD
Secretary of Treasury: Anyonymous
Secretary of Technology: TBC

NSC Director: Vanek26
OMS Director: Michael Larson
Arm America Director: Zyria
Director of Ambassadorial Affairs: TBD
Advisors: Kronos Q, Emerick, Glove, Max McFarland 2, CRoy, Colin Lantrip, Avruch, and several others who have PMed me lately 😛
First Lady: Fionia
Kelly McGillis: Chickensguys

TBD means "To Be Determined", the position is still open. TBC means "To Be Confirmed", the position has been offered but not accepted.

Those TBDs will disappear before your very eyes today as I edit in people. Deputies and the rest of the complete cabinet will be posted in the White House Press Release and the Executive section on the forum today and tomorrow.

There is much to be done. Many opportunities to be had. Many events to partake in. Many friends and enemies to make. Stick around and take that ride with me.

By the way, don't fight in Oregon,