Let's Talk, America

Day 1,097, 15:26 • Published in USA USA • by Blank Keating

Don't worry, I'm not breaking up with you. I just want to know something. Where were you last night? I'll tell you where you weren't, you weren't writing articles. I bet you weren't even voting for them. What's up with that? I mean, I gave like, 8 months of my life to you, America. That time I ran out into the middle of a battlefield and got blowed up for you, did that mean nothing? I did that for you, and you can't even like, be excited anymore.

Awesome things are happening, and no one is excited about it. It's time to release some articles, guys. It's time to vote up some awesome articles. Even if they're in the top 5. Give them 3,000 votes each. Some things for you to celebrate in random order:

EDEN wiped Hungary and Germany.

We're attempting a full PTO of Russia in just 4 days.

The forums revived.

The defense of Dublin.

Spain conquered Rhone Alps again.

The media is highly exploitable for new players at the moment.

We're personally invading the UK.

It's time to get PSYCHED, America. Stop thinking about depressing things. What are you, an emo kid?


Nobody loves me. Even my referrers hate me. ;_;

No, you're not. You know what they call a nation full of emo kids? France. We're not France, god damn it. We still have high stone.




It's time to be a nation of quarterbacks.

We're America, damn it. All the girls want to be with us, and all the guys want to be us. But you're sitting there, slumping around, doing nothing cool. Don't you remember how cool we were, bro?


CHEERLEADERS, NOT TO MENTION WOMEN


ALCOHOL, NOT TO MENTION HELPING IRELAND


GUNS HELL YES


FREEDOM FRIES


MICHAEL BAY BLOWING UP STUFF

Now are you psyched? You better be. You know why? Because if you're not, then you're going to be on the other side of


GUNS HELL YES

Now go do some awesome stuff! What the hell do you mean you don't know about anything awesome to do? Have you been listening to your MP3 player this whole time? You dick. Here's a list of awesome things to do:

- Fight with other Americans on behalf of the Department of Defense.

- Go on the forums while it's alive and make good posts.

- Write an article. Make it awesome. Like this one.

- Vote, shout, and subscribe for the Pony Express and it's linked articles.

- Join SEAL Team 6.

- Flip some tables.

- Kill Brits with our Ireland bros.

- Sign up to be a Blocker: USWP, Feds, Libs, UIP, SEES

Until next time,
Blank Keating

DoE Index: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-u-s-department-of-education-the-information-web-1559944/1/20