Interview with US president Blank Keating

Day 1,344, 15:37 • Published in United Kingdom USA • by Emerick
Emerick: President Blank Keating, what would you say is the most important issue facing young voters today?
Blank Keating: probably rapists

Emerick: What do you say to allegations that you've taken advantage of several young voters?
President Keating: 100% true

Emerick: Furthermore, President Keating, rumor has it that you've purchased young Corean voters

*minutes of silence*

Blank President: i didnt do that one. i did buy FlorenciaC though
Cromstar: The Koreans was me. I just borrowed blank's credit card
*(Mr Cromstar is one of the US's most chief "elitist elites". He's been in the executive branch in one form or another since 2009)



Emerick: I'm sure you're aware that vingear is in ONE and has been alleged to be super hot-
Blank KePresidentating: those allegaytions are false
Emerick: GEE THANKS FOR LETTING ME FINISH MY QUESTION
PresiBlank Keatanting: YOURE WELCOME
Emerick: " MR PRESIDENT"
Plank Beating: why is that in quotes. are you implying im not a president
Emerick: Yes, "President Blank_Keating". That's exactly what I'm implying. If you're the president of America, Blank_Keating, why was Obama interrupting The Bachelarette last night, acting like he was the president of America? You can't explain that.
Prenk Sideating: im unsure. possibly terrorism
Emerick: Fair enough.



Emerick: What will you do to resolve the budget crisis before August 2nd?
Presiblank Micheal Keating: ill ignore it and let some other fgt deal with it. evry advised me to do so
*(Evry is a member of the Economic Council, a former Treasury Secretary, and current Deputy Treasury Secretary. She is also a girl.)

Emerick: Who is America's biggest enemy?
Dank Feeting: militarily, indonesians; socially, whores; also, mexicans



Emerick: Will you or have you ever had consentual sex while in office?
Presibutt Blutt Keabutt: i have a good 60 times. i will not again however
Emerbutt: Do you regret it?
DAT WHITE BOI BLANK "YA MEEN" KEATING: never



Emerick: ok

Blank" Stare" Keating (the president of the United States of America): I came into this world as a reject
Emerick: Look into these eyes
Premenstration Keating: Then you'll see the size of these flames
Emerick: Dwellin on the past
Blong Island Iced Teating: Its burnin' up my brain
Emerick: Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain
Blur: Hey I think about the day
Emerdick: My girlie ran away with my pay
Blank Keating, the president: When fellas come to play

etc, etc, nookie