Just What America Was Missing

Day 1,233, 18:59 • Published in USA USA • by Blank Keating

You know what eRepublik needs? Achievements.

"Hey Blank, aren't medals like achievements?"

No. Medals are too few to be achievements, and they give you gold. Achievements must be completely useless and much more random.

"Hey Blank, I don't think that's going to happen, ok? The admins are like super busy."

I know that, italics person. Luckily, I learned from my personality quiz that I'm great at making timewasters in this game, which is great for a nation in such turmoil as ours. As such, I present to you America's achievement system!

"HEY BLANK, I ALREADY DID EVERYTHING!"

Shut up, italics person. I have good news for you. These completely useless points are 100% retroactive for special people like yourself. So now, you can reflect on your life and calculate your ES, or eRepper Score, and stop making all those articles about elections and military people.

Progression

 Two Clicker - 5
Reach Level 10

 Evolver - 5
Register on the National Forums and make 10 posts

 Creationist - 5
Create a Company and a Newspaper

 Fighter - 5
Join a Military Unit (governmental or private)

 New Deputy in Town - 20
Become an Ambassador or Deputy Secretary

 New Sheriff in Town - 20
Become a Secretary or Minister of any Executive Department

 Grand Vizier - 20
Become Chief of Staff or a Presidential Advisor

 Seal Bearer - 50
Be elected President of the United States

 Kingpin - 100
Be elected or appointed a leadership position in a superalliance

 Necrosis - 100
Go out with a bang

Collection

 Laborer - 5
Obtain a Hard Worker Medal

 Diligent - 10
Obtain 5 Hard Worker Medals

 Employee of the Year - 20
Obtain 12 Hard Worker Medals

 Cupcake - 5
Obtain a Super Soldier Medal

 Formidable - 10
Obtain 5 Super Soldier Medals

 Unstoppable - 20
Obtain 20 Super Soldier Medals

 Money Man - 10
Obtain a Congress Medal

 Powerbroker - 20
Obtain 6 Congress Medals

 Wet Work - 15
Obtain a Battle Hero Medal

 Just Can't Get Enough - 25
Obtain 10 Battle Hero Medals

 Triple Crown - 50
Obtain all of the Hero Medals (Battle, Campaign, Resistance)

 Slayer of the Flashing Ball - 15
Obtain a Society Builder Medal

 Four More Weeks - 50
Be elected President twice

 Delinquent - 5
Obtain 1 Forfeit Point

 Troublemaker - 5
Obtain 5 Forfeit Points

 Reformed - 10
Lose your Forfeit Points after getting Troublemaker

 Indie - 5
Obtain 100 subscribers

 Distributer - 15
Obtain 500 subscribers

 Mainstream - 50
Obtain 1001 subscribers

 Landlord - 10
Run 3 companies

 Boardwalk - 20
Run 10 companies

 Stamped Out - 5
Visit and collect a penny from every nation in the game

Skills

 Crafter - 5
Raise your Work Skill to Expert

 Mastercraft - 15
Raise your Work Skill to Guru

 Wunderkind - 30
Raise your Work Skill to Guru *****

 Field Marshal - 20
Raise your Military Rank to Lieutenant Colonel

 Full Circle - 20
Raise your Military Rank to Field Marshal

 Goodbye Credit - 100
Raise your Military Rank to God of War

Groups

 With This Seed - 10
Give away 10+ items or 100+ dollars to new players

 Bootlicker - 10
Become an Officer of a military unit or militia

 Generalissimo - 20
Become a Commanding or Executive Officer of a military unit or militia

 Apocalyptic - 15
Search for brains in the USWP's upper ranks

 Proud and Horny - 15
Join the Federalist's upper ranks

 Freedom Rings - 15
Laissez-faire into the Libertarian's upper ranks

 With Pride - 15
Penetrate the UIP's upper ranks

 Bro - 10
Stay with a party or military unit for over 6 months

 Heartbreaker - 10
Leave a party or military unit from an executive position for another party or military unit

Miscellaneous and External

 One Of Us - 10
Make Pizza the Hut hate you (and vice versa)

 Dance With The Devil - 50
Earn Pizza the Hut's respect

 Terrible Elitist - 20
Agitate or takeover a party under the top 5

 I'll Make You Love Me - 10
Buy votes or subscriptions for your article

 Skript Kiddie - 15
Use over 3 eRepublik-based scripts

 Asshat - 5
Win a Congressional Election as a Blocker

 Credibility is Useless - 5
Abuse a power given to you or attempt a top 5 takeover

 Tear Down This Fourth Wall - 5
Bring real life into a game argument

 What Doesn't Kill You... - 5
Make 100 posts on the national forums

 Thickskinned - 25
Make 1000 posts on the national forums

 Thread Gamer - 50
Make 5000 posts on the national forums

 Off the Marketplace - 20
Get eMarried

 Alimony in Gold - 10
Wind up eDivorced



Now look back and think of all the things you've done. How much you could do. And most importantly: WHAT'S YOUR EREPPERS SCORE?!



Vote my Department of Education article too, italics person.

Until next time,