How To Advertise Like Pizza the Hut

Day 1,057, 15:40 • Published in USA USA • by Blank Keating

Have you ever seen Pizza the Hut's awesome paper and went like "Dang. I wish I could grab people's attention like him."? Now you can! Simply follow these steps (click for enlarged version):







Now you know, go forth! 😉

Some Soapboxing

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Thanking Endy for teaching me how to get this in America,
Blank Keating