The Muckraker - newspaper of Hari Michaelson

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PEACEniks FOX's #1 New Show

12 • Day 659, 18:49 • Published in USA USA

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I CAN HAZ COLOMBIA NAOW?!

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American Audiences Enjoy Show's Desperation, Wacky Hijinks

PEACEniks, the season's latest sitcom on FOX's fall lineup, … read more »

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Mexico, Colombia to Attach PEACE's Boots to Their Necks

12 • Day 657, 18:19 • Published in USA USA

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I love the smell of hot sauce in the morning.

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New Procedure Will Make Oppression, Intimidation Twice As Simple

In light of the recent land-swap tactic … read more »

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Indonesians Begin Investing in Swimsuits

10 • Day 655, 12:55 • Published in USA USA

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Brb, dead.

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Nation's Soliders Given Floaties, Nose Clips

In light of their recent expulsion from California, Indonesia's troops stationed in the … read more »

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The Restless Dead

16 • Day 650, 14:13 • Published in USA USA

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The dead spin restless in the earth.

Bones creak. Muscles strain.

Eyes once again open.

The land is different.

An old friend now alone in the bleak.

A stranger in a strange land.

Legs, atrophied from their long rest, move.

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Sweden Ruled By 3rd-Graders, Declares Self to be "Rubber", Germany to be "Glue"

72 • Day 544, 16:21 • Published in USA USA

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It seems like it's been forever since I've put out an article. I'm sure you're all dissapointed that respite is coming to an end.

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"If you don't do what we … read more »