Mexico, Colombia to Attach PEACE's Boots to Their Necks
Day 657, 18:19
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by Hari Michaelson
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I love the smell of hot sauce in the morning.
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Hari Michaelson
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New Procedure Will Make Oppression, Intimidation Twice As Simple
In light of the recent land-swap tactic initiated by Mexico and Colombia at the behest of PEACE, with the intention of putting an end to the eUSA's initiative, leaders from Mexico and Colombia have also announced that all citizens of both nations, including all government officials and members of their respective militaries will have boots shipped from PEACE's head nations of Indonesia and Hungary permanently affixed to their necks.
"Yeah, a lot of people have been complaining about it, but trust me this'll work out for the best." said one of the leading minds behind the new government policy. "If there's one thing that we know to be true, it's that PEACE cares deeply about the minor countries that support them. Now if you'll excuse me, I must change. The Hungarians are demanding that I wear a skirt every Monday evening."
While Mexico did sign a Non-Aggression Pact with the eUnited States of America, fuzzy wording and loopholes in the document have allowed clever manuevering by Mexico to avoid breaking the explicit working of the document. "This is brilliant! It's not as if the eUS will be able to exploit the same wiggle room that we did or anything!" exclaimed the skirt-clad official.
When asked for commentary, both Indonesian and Hungarian leaders were unavailable, although one Russian Military Officer was quoted as saying "Well, it's not so bad once you get used to it. Pretty soon you almost forget about it, and it starts making sense trying to foot the bill for several RW's to help out Indonesia, even if they don't try and fight back when the eUS comes knocking."
While this move does seem to reek of both desperation of PEACE's part and of a naive willingness from both countries to sacrifice themselves for the good of more prominent PEACE nations, it is this reporter's opinion that if nothing else, he did look amazing in that skirt.
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The Muckraker: In loving memory of Gates Schellinger. You were always my #1, baby.
I love the smell of hot sauce in the morning.
-Editor-on-the-Edge
Hari Michaelson
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New Procedure Will Make Oppression, Intimidation Twice As Simple
In light of the recent land-swap tactic initiated by Mexico and Colombia at the behest of PEACE, with the intention of putting an end to the eUSA's initiative, leaders from Mexico and Colombia have also announced that all citizens of both nations, including all government officials and members of their respective militaries will have boots shipped from PEACE's head nations of Indonesia and Hungary permanently affixed to their necks.
"Yeah, a lot of people have been complaining about it, but trust me this'll work out for the best." said one of the leading minds behind the new government policy. "If there's one thing that we know to be true, it's that PEACE cares deeply about the minor countries that support them. Now if you'll excuse me, I must change. The Hungarians are demanding that I wear a skirt every Monday evening."
While Mexico did sign a Non-Aggression Pact with the eUnited States of America, fuzzy wording and loopholes in the document have allowed clever manuevering by Mexico to avoid breaking the explicit working of the document. "This is brilliant! It's not as if the eUS will be able to exploit the same wiggle room that we did or anything!" exclaimed the skirt-clad official.
When asked for commentary, both Indonesian and Hungarian leaders were unavailable, although one Russian Military Officer was quoted as saying "Well, it's not so bad once you get used to it. Pretty soon you almost forget about it, and it starts making sense trying to foot the bill for several RW's to help out Indonesia, even if they don't try and fight back when the eUS comes knocking."
While this move does seem to reek of both desperation of PEACE's part and of a naive willingness from both countries to sacrifice themselves for the good of more prominent PEACE nations, it is this reporter's opinion that if nothing else, he did look amazing in that skirt.
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The Muckraker: In loving memory of Gates Schellinger. You were always my #1, baby.
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Sorry to say Columbia is in the process of declaring War against the USA.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/Colombia/law/13829" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/Colombia/law[..]3829
And Mexico is singing MPP's with Russia
http://www.erepublik.com/en/Mexico/law/13768" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/Mexico/law/1[..]3768
and Indo
http://www.erepublik.com/en/Mexico/law/13816" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/Mexico/law/1[..]13816
I forgot that I died. And I love Mexico's singing voice, especially when they sing in Russian.
Yeah, I'm aware of that Daks. Not suprised about the declaration of war, and I can sort of see the reasoning behind the MPPs.
Good story.
One might even say it was a cool story, bro.
Well at least now there is no way to hide or deny what is really going on.
Its unfortunate that we werent able to preemptively declare war on Colombia or no one was around to notify the powers that be when Colombia made its first moves.
If anything, someone needs to get people to start a resistance war in occupied Mexico AND win. Just to buy us time to prepare and block them.
Mexico has signed a deffensive pact with indo and russia... they may become the next "peace" region. There is still time it seems like it will go through. Also many more mutual protection pacts are being worked on as we speak with indo including japan and india. At 17:30 the president of columbie has proposed a decliration of war against the USA.
Are we ready?
Meanwhile, the AHA sits and watches as they lose more and more power: http://www.erepublik.com/de/article/how-does-it-feel-to-be-screwed-aha--929858/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/de/article/how-[..]/1/20
I repeat myself:
It's just a blocking maneuver... which happens to give the eUS a highway to Colombia without violating the treaty with Mexico. Follow this one:
Colombia attacks eUSA. eUSA's MPPs are activated (Hello Romania! Hello Finland! Hello Canada! etc etc). Suppose the eUSA wins the battle and gets back the initiative: eUSA attacks Colombian-controlled Northwest of Mexico and wins.
No MPPs are activated.
Pacific Coast of Mexico?
No MPPs are activated.
Oaxaca?
No MPPs are activated.
Pacific Coast of Mexico?
No MPPs are activated.
Southeast of Mexico?
No MPPs are activated.
Great. Now the eUS has a border with Brazil in the Canary Islands (no MPP activated to attack there), and the home turf of Venezuela and Colombia.
Oh yeah: thanks for the High Oil region. What's it going to cost Mexico to buy those back? You don't think the eUS will just give them back and sign another NAP after this betrayal, do you?
Silly buggers. Didn't they learn anything from the eUS experience? "Thou shalt not open the Pandora's Box of MPPs."
LOL