The Muckraker - newspaper of Hari Michaelson

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eUSA Back On Track to Division, Internal Bickering

10 • Day 698, 19:25 • Published in USA USA

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Good job against Texas OU!

Oh wait.

Nvm.

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-Hari Michaelson
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Destruction of Newfound Unity "Right on Track" Report Officials

The efforts of the eMerican public to … read more »

43

American Forces Led Into Battle Against Huns by Ragtag Group of Chinese Soldiers

11 • Day 694, 21:54 • Published in USA USA

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Let's get down to business
to defeat
the Huns

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-Hari Michaelson
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Soldiers Teach American Forces About Combat, Friendship, The Luck of Crickets

In Preparation for the … read more »

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Gaius Julius Totally Not Hacked, Reports Gaius Julius

18 • Day 685, 14:41 • Published in USA USA

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Cheese.

That is all.

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-Hari Michaelson
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"I am for making ok fine!1!" says 100% eMerican President

Claims regarding the hacking of eMerican President Gaius Julius' … read more »

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WAR UPDATE: Armies of Man March on the Black Gates of New Jersey

8 • Day 673, 11:19 • Published in USA USA

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---Letter-From-The-Editor---

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

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Hari Michaelson
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Beacons of Trenton Lit, New Jersey Calls for Aid

The armies … read more »

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WAR UPDATE: Confused Nations Attack Everyone

14 • Day 669, 22:10 • Published in USA USA

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lolPEACE

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Hari Michaelson
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56 new offensives launched by 23 nations, Indonesia discovers/attacks the Artctic, confused Germans declare war on selves

It was pandemonium … read more »