The Muckraker - newspaper of Hari Michaelson

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The 'Raker Reaches 100+ Subscribers, Ruins American Journalism

8 • Day 510, 12:51 • Published in USA USA

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---Letter-From-The-Editor---

Wow. 107 subscribers.

-Editor-on-the-Edge
Hari Michaelson
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American Journalists Close Their Doors Upon News of the Sensationalist Paper's Mediocre Success

Upon news of the American … read more »

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We're the National Guard, Except Kind of Not

9 • Day 508, 00:50 • Published in USA USA

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---Letter-From-The-Editor---

I was going to write up a big, "Thank You!" to myself for reaching over 100 subscribers, but since it seems that 7 of our subscribers were consumed by the Holy Fire of Michael Lewis, that's out.

-Editor-on- … read more »

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"Shattered Hopes" eDivorce Attorneys Opens Their Doors

14 • Day 505, 08:34 • Published in USA USA

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The Shattered Hopes Message:

Are you no longer happy with your eSpouse?

Do you find yourself gaining combat experience whenever even the simplest of arguments breaks out?

Is your computer infected with a virus that wasn't … read more »

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eThailand Elects Bl1ndn3ss, Suffers Michael Lewis' Wrath

11 • Day 503, 12:22 • Published in USA USA

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Deity To Rain Down A Plague Of Article Spam Upon Non-Believers

Bangkok, Thailand- Michael Lewis, the iconic figurehead of Lewisim, was seen mustering his unearthly powers early this morning, in response to the failure of his run for … read more »

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Friday Night Drunken Article - 3 For 1 Special

5 • Day 501, 03:45 • Published in USA USA

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---Letter-From-The-Editor---

After a long night of drinking, losing money, flirting with chicks with boyfriends, Denny's, and getting pulled over for driving the wrong way down a one-way street, I'm glad to finally be safe and sound and … read more »