Sweden Ruled By 3rd-Graders, Declares Self to be "Rubber", Germany to be "Glue"
Day 544, 16:21
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by Hari Michaelson
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It seems like it's been forever since I've put out an article. I'm sure you're all dissapointed that respite is coming to an end.
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Hari Michaelson
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"If you don't do what we want, we're not friends anymore!" Declares Nation's leaders
In a move that has brought criticism and controversy to the members of the ATLANTIS alliance, Sweden made good on its plans to declare war with Germany. Sweden's top officials were quoted as saying "ATLANTIS had better help us do what we want, otherwise we're not going to be best friends anymore. Also, I think Susie Jenkins in math likes Bobby Wells. EW COOTIES!"
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"Germany is full of poop-heads" the Swedish Minister of Defence commented. "I don't care if ATLANTIS likes them, they had better help us otherwise we're going to stop giving them our chocolate milk at lunch, even if we're just sharing it beause we don't like it."
The Swedish President was unavailable for comment on the situation, instead opting to consult with his top advisors on top of the slide. Whether or not they will also push through with their plans to go find a lizard to gross out the girls with is unclear at this time.
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Representatives from the rest of the ATLANTIS members were unavailable for comment as many were engaged in a hotly contested debate over whether the big caterpillar found at recess should be squished to "see its cool gross insides" or kept alive in an old pickle jar so that "it can turn into a butterfly".
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The Muckraker: Billy Mays approves.
It seems like it's been forever since I've put out an article. I'm sure you're all dissapointed that respite is coming to an end.
-Editor-on-the-Edge-
Hari Michaelson
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"If you don't do what we want, we're not friends anymore!" Declares Nation's leaders
In a move that has brought criticism and controversy to the members of the ATLANTIS alliance, Sweden made good on its plans to declare war with Germany. Sweden's top officials were quoted as saying "ATLANTIS had better help us do what we want, otherwise we're not going to be best friends anymore. Also, I think Susie Jenkins in math likes Bobby Wells. EW COOTIES!"
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😛The Swedish House of Representatives
"Germany is full of poop-heads" the Swedish Minister of Defence commented. "I don't care if ATLANTIS likes them, they had better help us otherwise we're going to stop giving them our chocolate milk at lunch, even if we're just sharing it beause we don't like it."
The Swedish President was unavailable for comment on the situation, instead opting to consult with his top advisors on top of the slide. Whether or not they will also push through with their plans to go find a lizard to gross out the girls with is unclear at this time.
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😛The Swedish Minister of Infastructure hard at work
Representatives from the rest of the ATLANTIS members were unavailable for comment as many were engaged in a hotly contested debate over whether the big caterpillar found at recess should be squished to "see its cool gross insides" or kept alive in an old pickle jar so that "it can turn into a butterfly".
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The Muckraker: Billy Mays approves.
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LOL. Classic.
furrymaxxxx
lol
This article receives my seal of epicness
Hahahahhahah!
EPIC ARTICLE IS EPIC
I'm the German minister of foreign affairs, and I approve this message.
XD
ahahahahahahaha
Simply beautiful
lol-did Sweden steal our buildings? J/k
loooooooooool
LOL
Let's get this international plox.
LOL, great article!
I a German congressperson, and I roflsauce this message.
Nice...
Go on and tell the truth to everybody!
Nice article
lolvoted.
Voted... and laughed at.
Regardless if you are behind Germany or behind Sweden...this was a classic representation of REAL government at work 😛, lol.
TVZ
P.S. Support eGermany!
Read http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-swe-the-truth-about-the-sweden-germany-conflict-803081/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-swe[..]/1/20
very voted
i loled
Nice Hari, this is great
EPIC.
Haris' back...yay
This article was epic. Voted.
This is a very serious issue, and should not be treated in such a flippant manner.
It is quite clear that Sweden has a rampant case of cooties.
Until a cure is found, scientifically proven health measures need to be followed.
We need to:
1) not sit next to Sweden at lunch,
2) not say "hi" to Sweden in the hall between periods,
3) whenever possible, discreetly tape "kick me" signs to Sweden's back, and
4) when changing for gym, if possible, give Sweden an atomic wedgie.
Only by following these steps can we prevent the cooties epidemic in Sweden from becoming a global pandemic.
JBB
United States Director of Cooties Prevention*
*(title is pending Presidential approval)
Sweden will retaliate with biological warfare. They've already tried to wipe their noses on us once, do we dare risk another attack on our lives?
That's it. Hazmat suits all around.
We need to ask Congress for an expenditure of 500,000 gold.
We don't have the kind of allowance money, dammit!
are we sending our Safety Patrol Boys to Germany?
these kids keep pushing each other at the bus stop, someone's gonna get hurt!
where's Benn ???
nyooooh
Epic lulz, voted and subscribed.
Hari -
Great, funny article about a serious topic.
Voted.
This article is so much better when your listening to rammstein... Great article.
It's just silly to see half of the world supports the Germans.
Can't you see that the Germans can't be trusted?
Haha, I love it. Voted.
So this is the cause of the dust up and conflict? LOL
Oh well, guess this is what Swedens long and loyal friendship means to some..
ROFLTOAST
voted, lol'd, truth 🙁
This article is weaved of 100% pure win
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i love it!!
lololololololol
@Orctor:
@Ph Brodin:
You're getting your way. What more do you want?
Right now, the US Congress is voting for peace with Sweden so American's can't fight for Germany.
Also, the US military is fighting RW's in Turkey to keep the Turks from intervening on Germany's behalf.
You want to own the world, AND be loved for it?
Jeez, what a bunch of cry-babies. Sorry if the jokes hurt your feelings.
See you in Munich!
JBB
So very funny. Voted.
To all German citizens who are "members" of atlantis.
You had a trial membership for a month.
The trial membership ended.
No action was taken to accept you into the alliance.
No action to decline you entering the alliance was needed.
You are NOT a part of the Atlantis Alliance.
You WERE a trial member.
I loled not going to lie. Right in the middle of class by the way. DAMN YOU FOR MAKING IT FUNNY!
haha, very nice.
lol voted