Nonsense News - newspaper of Parrington

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15 days on, the return...

8 • Day 1,030, 09:05 • Published in Singapore

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I said I'd be back.

My 'period away from the game', lasting just over 2 weeks, involved rather a lot of time spent on it.

Now I've got such irritating RL stuff out of the way as restarting school, applying for university, etc., I feel again I

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Bye for now...

12 • Day 1,015, 01:44 • Published in Singapore

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Recently, I've struggled to find myself motivated to get involved with Singapore. This is not good.

This included starting a congress campaign and then neglecting it. This is really not good. I apologise.

There will be people quoting my

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Another bloody congress manifesto for you to read...

7 • Day 1,004, 12:11 • Published in Singapore

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Sorry to bother you.
I know you've probably read a few of these by now, and are bored s**tless by them (my friends in PR, of whom I have none, advised me to avoid the worst expletives, so I will. S**tless, however, hardly qualifies among the worst

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Leaked minutes of TBBT meeting!

10 • Day 957, 08:17 • Published in Singapore

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*** Sheldon joined PTOers Hideout
*** Evil_Ork joined PTOers Hideout
*** Heit joined PTOers Hideout
*** Mr. Beer joined PTOers Hideout
*** Heit is now known as Heit|away

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It's that time of month...

3 • Day 944, 09:51 • Published in Singapore

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Yep, you guessed it. It's congress time.
This means that we get a whole load of PTOers to laugh at as they fail to get into congress (thanks to you guys).

The news gets better...

You also get to elect a dedicated team of people to act in