Nonsense News - newspaper of Parrington

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Back in town...

9 • Day 1,336, 13:13 • Published in Singapore

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I'm aware it's been a while...

I know I quit last time without ever really saying goodbye, so I'll say that now.

Goodbye eSingapore!!!

But hey, that's a bit late, as I've just returned.
But it's the thought that counts.

I … read more »

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February just gone and March just coming...

5 • Day 1,202, 07:33 • Published in Singapore

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First of all, I will, of course, congratulate Johnnie Danger on his victory in the Presidential elections. I'm sure he will be a great president for Singapore. My commiserations go to Lightofsirius. I've no doubt that this defeat is only delaying

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[Pres]Babyboomz and updates

4 • Day 1,189, 06:39 • Published in Singapore

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Hiya everyone,

This is just to update you on all that's going on around the place.

First off, I'll mention the party elections. It was good to see a set of elections which was so PTO free. Hopefully we can take this forward to future

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[Pres]Congress instructions and a facepalm

7 • Day 1,183, 09:32 • Published in Singapore

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Hi everyone.

I'll start off with some instructions to congress.

1. Vote YES on the peace proposals

This is important.

The last thing we want is the vote being defeated for some obscure reason and us having to defend PM again. So

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[Pres]Why we will not be wiping Malaysia any time soon...

11 • Day 1,177, 09:45 • Published in Singapore

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I'm writing this in response to Relorian's article calling for us to take over Sarawak.

This government in no way supports an aggressive move on Sarawak at this current time.

This is why...

- If we were to wipe eMalay now, we'd