Nonsense News - newspaper of Parrington

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Nordjylland, can you hear me???

5 • Day 727, 09:16 • Published in United Kingdom

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Inhabitants of Nordjylland, I come before you as a candidate for the congressional elections. The region is going through a very difficult time at the moment, and the current government does not have your, no, OUR region at the top of their

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Sir Digby's apprentice- episode two

3 • Day 595, 11:37 • Published in United Kingdom

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And now on BBC1 (Boring Banter Channel), its time to rejoin Sir Digby...

*Stirring music*

Meet Digby.
SIR Digby.

From across the eUK, the brightest buds of British business have trekked their way to London, the capital, to compete for the

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Sir Digby's apprentice- episode one

5 • Day 578, 06:31 • Published in United Kingdom

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And now, here on BBC1 (British Bungling Crackheads), it's time for a new series..

*Stirring music*

Meet Digby.
SIR Digby.

From across the eUK, the brightest buds of British business have trekked their way to London, the capital, to compete

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Ice cream! Mmmm...

5 • Day 560, 12:29 • Published in United Kingdom

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It's getting towards that time of year again, folks! Get out the the sunhats, parasols and beach cricket set, 'cause we DO like to be beside the seaside! And what do we like to do at the beach? Eat Ice Cream of course!! Wooo! Fantastic! So,

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Election Broadcast!!!!!

1 • Day 556, 04:00 • Published in United Kingdom

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This is a special, one-off election publication. It is a brief, innovative article to persuade you to vote Kumnaa (if this don't persuade you then nothing will).

Election Manifesto:

Vote Kumnaa- he'll do good!

Election Slogan:

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