Nonsense News - newspaper of Parrington

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Presidential elections

5 • Day 380, 09:07 • Published in United Kingdom

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So, the country heads to the polls again, this time for the presidential elections. Lets have a look at the main candidates...

Lets start with Bremer, the People's Communist Representative. He promises to work in three main categories: "

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Food Shortages????

4 • Day 378, 08:43 • Published in United Kingdom

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Is it just me, or is the amount of food available slowly declining? It is certainly a worrying trend in today's economic uncertainty. If this decline continues, then we could potentially see ourselves entering a period of semi-starvation. As a

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Hi

0 • Day 375, 08:09 • Published in United Kingdom

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Hello!

And welcome to this new publication. In it I'll be telling you a little about what I've been doing and some of my views on the current British economical and social climate.

If there's anything you'd like to say about this publication,