Nonsense News - newspaper of Parrington

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Birthday Party PP election- Parrington

3 • Day 1,150, 10:50 • Published in Singapore

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I like parties.

Celebration parties or political parties, I love them all.

But my favourite kind of party is one that combines both of these. This, in short, is the Birthday Party.

It's not just the name. BP is the party that, for me,

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Congress. Once again.

2 • Day 1,129, 02:41 • Published in Singapore

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The situation hasn't changed much since last time, but here are my credentials.

Experienced minister
Most experienced trade unionist in the eWorld
Former eSing minister for Population and Foreign Affairs
Asked by many to stand for president (

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Uh oh, here we go again.

14 • Day 1,115, 13:09 • Published in Singapore

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A rethink is required.

My month as Minister of Population has come to a close.

I'm not happy with how it went.

As I'm sure many of you know, my aim was to find active and dedicated newbs from all over the world and bring them to eSing. I

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Ooh! congress...

2 • Day 1,097, 06:30 • Published in Singapore

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Most of the articles atm are taken up with the South Asian Federation, but I think I'll just do a brief congress article.

No fancy language or spin. Pure and simple:

Experienced minister
Most experienced trade unionist in the eWorld
Current

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Sickness

5 • Day 1,087, 09:13 • Published in Singapore

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Zowch.

I've had one hell of a chest infection.

The past few days have passed by in a whirl of doctors, hospital, homecoming, rehabilitation (Beverly Hills Cop and Blues Brothers, no less), and now I'm back online.

Awesome.

Sorry about