Nonsense News - newspaper of Parrington

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[Prez]The month ahead

8 • Day 1,174, 08:04 • Published in Singapore

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I’d like to start by saying thanks to a few people.

First off, a thanks to everyone who voted in the election. It doesn’t matter who you voted for, your contribution makes Singapore a democratic, safe place to live.

Thanks to everyone

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Cabinet...

11 • Day 1,172, 14:15 • Published in Singapore

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Time, I think, to announce my cabinet.

First off, my deputy will be...

lightofsirius

Formerly known as Teh You Jing, lightofsirius is a fantastic guy who is more than capable of fulfilling this role in government.

In the economy

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Campaign Kick-Off

5 • Day 1,170, 10:02 • Published in Singapore

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Hi everyone.

My last exam is out of the way, and I have my life back.

So, let's celebrate by putting out a manifesto...

STABILITY

I've put this first as its by far the most straightforward. It basically consists of Immigration

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Throwing my hat into the ring...

9 • Day 1,167, 08:22 • Published in Singapore

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The presidential ring, that is.

I've been considering a presidential run for a while now, and the past few weeks have convinced me its time to put myself forward.

This first article is just letting you know I'm intending to run. My proposed

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An international appeal

4 • Day 1,157, 13:10 • Published in Singapore

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Hi there,

Thanks for taking the time to read this. I'm from eSingapore, a nation which is under serious threat of invasion from Malaysia.

The eMalay president, Fruitcommando has lied his way into an alliance, so we could use a bit of