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This paper was once serious. Like the Guardian.

Then it degenerated. Think the Sun.

Finally it just became a load of bollocks. Like the Daily Mail.

SPAM4CP: Home Affairs. No I'm not cheating on my own house.

11 Day 2,416, 13:05 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


"Oh wow this sounds awesome." - Former New Era PP Goku Jones


What to do with everybody's favourite Ministry? Its a question which always arises, people … read more »

SPAM4CP: I Predict A Riot

21 Day 2,414, 05:18 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Not a lot has happened since I announced my candidacy for CP. Mainly cause I've been busy. Real Life beckoned. Supposedly I'm not popular enough to be CP. A person … read more »

SPAM4CP: Another eUK is possible

15 Day 2,410, 04:49 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Imagine a Government.

Imagine the Spamican Party.

Imagine if you combined those two things together. It would be like if Delia Smith was to kill and replace one … read more »

[SPAMICANS] The Shadow Shadow Cabinet

38 Day 2,399, 10:45 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



The Shadow Shadow Cabinet

After Vendetta decided to announce that they'd be forming another cabinet and naming it after uber-butt and oft-despised … read more »

[SPAMICANS] Launching the Shadow Shadow Cabinet

25 Day 2,393, 09:22 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Who is watching the Watchmen of the Watchmen? Who is there making sure that the people making sure those in charge are doing their job? Who is an expert at making up … read more »