SPAM4CP: The Ministry of Offense

Day 2,417, 11:22 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Citizen 4945322


AIRSTRIKING THE OZZIES

At the moment the eUK is stuck in a never-ending loop of war, which frankly has become boring. Lets fight Ireland! Then lets fight the Argies! Or the French! Or the Canadians! Ultimately it nearly always ends in an eUK wipe. Which is not fun.

Now, here is the chance for the first time in months to actually do something different! The eUK has done very little with the airstrike feature that was introduced to the game.

Well, I say, lets make use of it.

Lets go to war with someone different. With someone who has a similiar mindset to us, mainly cause the country itself is filled with our expats (Hue).

Lets take the fight to them! Lets fight somebody different! Lets go kill some Kangaroos! Lets piss off the people of eAustralia! Lets actually have some fun on the other corner of the globe.

Lets have a nice little holiday. In somewhere that's quite hot. And actually enjoy warfare for once.

STREAMLINING THE COMMAND

The MoD will be split between either two or three people to reduce the workload on those involved. There will be daily updates via the MoD newspaper on where and when to fight. The advantage that we have over Argentina is that, whereas the majority of our players are from the UK or surrounding areas, many of there players come from different timezones. Thus, we can strike hard and then rest whilst they attempt to recoup, dominating them.

With effective, active leadership, we can actually have fun. And by appointing an active MoD between three people, thus reducing the workload on those doing the job, we can make sure that the command does not go AWOL.

I will also, if elected, begin to actively PM every military commander daily to see if they will back the state-sponsored war, or whether they prefer to fight elsewhere. This way I can find out where our damage is going.


Revenge for this Godawful Movie

Yours,
Moriarty
CP Candidate for The Real Spamicans, The Skatalites and UKRP on the 5th July