SPAM4CP: I Predict A Riot

Day 2,414, 05:18 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Citizen 4945322


Not a lot has happened since I announced my candidacy for CP. Mainly cause I've been busy. Real Life beckoned. Supposedly I'm not popular enough to be CP. A person told me this.

But after seeking the advice of my fellow party members, or having been given the advice anyhow, I think I've developed a winning strategy.

Its called showing some ankle.


I call this quite literally showing off my ankle. And Leg. And Leg Hair. And foot. And in the top corner a train ticket to Edinburgh. Cause that's where I've been whilst I've been busy.

You are sitting there right now at your computer. Maybe you've got your pants around your ankles. Maybe you've got a glass of whisky in hand. Maybe you've just had to deal with a neighbour's impending termite infestation spreading to your house by encasing your whole house in bubblewrap. I don't know. I'm not you.

But I can read your mind. And I know what you will do on the 5th. You'll go fuck it. This guy sounds good. And you know what, he gave me some material to drool over. A nice bit of ankle.

So, what will I do next month?

Have a referendum?



Perhaps. The South East of England does need a new name. Perhaps the general public can rally behind the name of Phil Collinsborough? Perhaps this can be the endeavour that the public can unite with?

And I'm sure those invaders when they meet me and sit down for a Hobnob and a glass of whatever piss is left over in the drinks cabinet will be like, yeah this guy, we like him, lets just go home.

I'll have a proper manifesto out in the coming days. Until then, just appreciate the ankle.

Yours,

Moriarty
Spamican CP Candidate 5th July