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This paper was once serious. Like the Guardian.

Then it degenerated. Think the Sun.

Finally it just became a load of bollocks. Like the Daily Mail.

SPAM4CP: Eh We're Not Dead Yet

27 Day 2,420, 12:04 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Dear Supporters,

Well, that was interesting to say the least. It was interesting for me to see the wide range of support from most areas of the eUK public, … read more »

SPAM4CP: The Ministry of Offense

12 Day 2,417, 11:22 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



AIRSTRIKING THE OZZIES

At the moment the eUK is stuck in a never-ending loop of war, which frankly has become boring. Lets fight Ireland! Then lets … read more »

SPAM4CP: Home Affairs. No I'm not cheating on my own house.

11 Day 2,416, 13:05 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


"Oh wow this sounds awesome." - Former New Era PP Goku Jones


What to do with everybody's favourite Ministry? Its a question which always arises, people … read more »

SPAM4CP: I Predict A Riot

21 Day 2,414, 05:18 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Not a lot has happened since I announced my candidacy for CP. Mainly cause I've been busy. Real Life beckoned. Supposedly I'm not popular enough to be CP. A person … read more »

SPAM4CP: Another eUK is possible

15 Day 2,410, 04:49 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Imagine a Government.

Imagine the Spamican Party.

Imagine if you combined those two things together. It would be like if Delia Smith was to kill and replace one … read more »