SPAM4CP: Another eUK is possible

Day 2,410, 04:49 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Citizen 4945322


Imagine a Government.

Imagine the Spamican Party.

Imagine if you combined those two things together. It would be like if Delia Smith was to kill and replace one of the Hairy Bikers.

It shouldn't work. But it would, and will.

For too long has the eUK political scene been dominated by calls of old-faggery, of insults of elitism. Yet very few seem to realise that the anti-elites have decided to support an elite for presidency next month.

It will be anarchy. And not the good kind of Spamican Anarchy.

This country has gone to the giant mutant dogs. And only one party, in their infinite wisdom, can bring it back to life.

We are the Spamicans, and trust us on this. We've been experimenting on the decomposing corpse of Horice to attempt to bring him back for the good of our nation.

But Horice will not be ready in time for the 5th of July. But I will be.

Last week I attempted to gather the support of numerous of the smaller parties outside of the anti-establishment that have become the establishment. For this, I was betrayed by somebody I would have considered to be a good person. Maybe even an eFriend. Yet no more. They have gone full Anakin Skywalker on our young jedi padawans.

And this is why I am different. I can't toss in a few mentions to my experience in the MoD. I haven't been CP 3-times previously. I don't talk to the heads of alliances. But I believe that if I do this right I will have the support of the community, and thats all I need.

Vote Spamican for CP. You know you want to.
I'll release a manifesto soon.