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This paper was once serious. Like the Guardian.

Then it degenerated. Think the Sun.

Finally it just became a load of bollocks. Like the Daily Mail.

EXCLUSIVE: NEWSPAPER PAYS PEOPLE TO BUY PAPER. REPORTS LOSSES!

22 Day 1,925, 11:26 United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Industry leaders and party officials at New Era have branded self-titled 'Sage' Goku Jones, reportedly aged between 3 and 12, idiotic after his latest scheme dramatically failed.

Believing that bribing citizens of the world to purchase his

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The Manic Days of BigAnt, and other poems.

19 Day 1,906, 10:16 United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

The Manic Days of BigAnt and other poems
A collection of Poems from the eUK Poet Laureate.
£3.14



The Manic Days of BigAnt

The Smiths once sang,
of Panic in the streets of London,
And it is obvious,
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Why I'll be voting for the Cap'n (and not just because of my future position)

9 Day 1,898, 10:50 United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Look up from your armchair by the mantlepiece, take off your reading spectacles and place the pipe into your mouth. Shift the newspaper (I hope it's this one) onto the neighboring coffee table, shuffle over to the window and feast your eyes one the

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EXCLUSIVE: HORSE MEAT FOUND IN GOVT MINISTER

5 Day 1,890, 11:49 United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Shocking news emerged from the House of Commons yesterday, after we here at SCANDALOUS stole borrowed an important press release from right under the noses of Congress members in the House bar. For a recent survey by the Giant Omnivorous King-

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EXCLUSIVE: ATTACK ON NORWAY ACTUALLY A DIVERSION

10 Day 1,886, 14:23 United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

There has been much hee-hawing on the eUK forums (Yes, IT EXISTS) over the recent attack of Norway by BigAnt, supposedly under the reason that the sell-by date was almost about to expire on all those bombs or missiles or whatever fancy doo-dahs they

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