[SPAMICANS] Launching the Shadow Shadow Cabinet

Day 2,393, 09:22 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Citizen 4945322


Who is watching the Watchmen of the Watchmen? Who is there making sure that the people making sure those in charge are doing their job? Who is an expert at making up positions in-game mechanics offer no power to? Who should be dead but isn't because, lets face it, once school finishes you've got months ahead and stuff it?

There have been some turbulent times in the past few months, or so I've been told, I only appeared once or twice because some poor Spaniard was taking my good goats name in vain. The Walrus has returned from its deep sleep to a walking nightmare, and the evil Keers is in charge of the Empire. But the so called rebellion that has formed is less of a ragtag group of heros, more a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Much like a certain politician, they are a bunch of controllers in peasants clothes, sipping on a pint like the common man whilst their shares and stocks keep piling up.



Now, we at the Spamicans don't have many serious policies. In fact, I'm not sure we have any. i think the last serious policy I saw was to rename somewhere after Phil Collins, but this never got anywhere. But now, I wish to unveil the shadow shadow Government.

You see, we didn't get any members into the cabinet. probably because none of us applied. The scandal, we were sure they were just going to hand over control to us. Now, this newspaper has saw many scandals in its time in this country, and for a while in Australia, but we don't talk about that.

What will this shadow cabinet do, you shout and clamour? To be perfectly honest, nothing. Just like the shadow cabinet and the actual cabinet. "Ba-dum Tsss" Its just a title, and who loves titles? EVERYBODY! Who doesn't have titles? A LOT OF PEOPLE. Who gets a title? THOSE IN NEED OF TITLES.

Spruce up your eCV with a recommendation from the Spamicans based on a hard months work of doing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all. Yes, thats right, nothing at all.



HOW DO I APPLY, YOU YELL. WHAT MAKES ME APPLICABLE. I'VE BEEN IN THIS QUEUE FOR THREE HOURS NOW, HE NEEDS URGENT MEDICAL ASSISTANCE. Well, I'll answer your queries. In three days time, or whenever I can seriously be bothered, I will announce the shadow shadow cabinet based on your applications made in the comments section below. There are no limits to how many people can fill a role. NONE AT ALL! Can't think of a department? Pick a letter or double letter and put it after Mo. ITS AS SIMPLE AS THAT!


MY ARTICLE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY ARTICLE?


MY CABINET, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY CABINET?


APPLY BELOW. GIVE ME REASONS. SUIT UP.

Yours,

Moriarty
Ex-eUK Poet Laureate, MoHa, uMoHa, some other stuff.