[SPAMICANS] The Shadow Shadow Cabinet

Day 2,399, 10:45 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Citizen 4945322


The Shadow Shadow Cabinet

After Vendetta decided to announce that they'd be forming another cabinet and naming it after uber-butt and oft-despised Belgian Shadow, possibly as a hint of irony, us as the Spamicans announced the Shadow Shadow cabinet!

As well as offering no actual work or experience, one of the goals of the Shadow Shadow cabinet is to echo the other two cabinets and do eff all all month! Finally, here is a real and more importantly credible cabinet that the people of the eUK can rally around.

We invited people of all backgrounds to come and join our cabinet, and that they did!


The Shadow Shadow Cabinet has first meeting in Cabinet.

Most of our Shadow Shadow ministers have little or no experience in their made up fields, but that means they get the desired experience to take this forward in the future! We don't have any under ministers, or sex slaves, except of course the Diakun, but don't you worry, you can trust the job to be done by every minister that applied and I gave them the job without any sort of background checks!


"Shit man, I can't see the film, I forgot to put eyeholes in it."
"I'm so good I put glasses on the front of mine."
"Man, I forgot I can't pick my nose with this fucking plastic thing in the way"
"So we aren't allowed in if we don't have black hair?"

I will not be in touch with all the other ministers, unless of course they are up for some non-homo fondling in the parliament toilets.
The Shadow Shadow Cabinet

SS Minister of whatever Sambo does & SS Minister of Shadow Shadow Cabinets Sambo911
Sambo911 is in charge of making sure that the guy that is making sure that Sambo is doing a good job is in turn making a good job. Also some other job.

SS Entertainment Secretary Sir Humphrey "Mugabe" Appleby
Everybody must have fun. Those that do not have fun will have their lands taken away with them and kicked out the country!"

SS Minister of Finance FightandProduce
FightandProduce will make sure that the fiver I found in the street, and the SS Cabinet's funds, is not stolen, by changing the key on the lock every thirty four and a half minutes.

SS Secretary to the SS Cabinet Invalidation
Nobody quite knows what this job entails. It just exists, and comes with a hearty paycheck. Probably along the lines of annoy Goku.

SS MoCUNTS, Minister of Crying Under Newt Testicles Surprisingly Rob the Bruce
An Important Position in the fight against invasive newt species, coming voer here and stealing our ponds. Nobody likes to have their testicles cried under, least of all the newts, who pride themselves on their appearance.

SS Minister of Mass Debating WayneKerr
Obviously

SS Re-Settlement Officer Alfagrem
I assume he wanted this job. Lets just hope he doesn't cause too much of a commotion when I make him go send some ferrets to immigration.

SS Minister of Phil Collins Related Stuff CptChazBeard
The South East of England will never be the same again.

SS Minister of Commenting On Articles Ser Fartsalot
Keep up the good work!

SS Minister of One Direction Public Relations mwcerberus
In today's society this has replaced all our culture work. We jsut need lots of 1D now that America adores them, and I trust Mwcerberus to do this job well.

SS Minister of Canadian Relations Elle Roslin
I don't want to appear sexist by having an all-male Shadow Shadow Cabinet now, do I?


Spiffing, absolutely spiffing.

SS MoTITS, Minister of Telling Individuals They're Spiffing WookieO
Nobody doesn't like being told they are spiffing by a Wookie, so obviously.

SS Minister of Disappointment Surferdude
Because he was rejected by the other two Cabinets, here is a third rejection, but some would call it a promotion.

SS Minister of Monarchies Our King HRH Mr Woldy

SS Minister of Nationalism bananaboy378
He wants to be called De Mon for some reason. Nobody knows why.

SS Minister of Soft Seats MaryamQ
Because as she put it, a rolling stone gathers no MoSS.

SS SSMoMuSAAWTuWDiW, Minister of Making Up Stories About Anyone Who Tells Us We're Doing It Wrong Karacticus
We're doing it right, goddamit. Doing it Matthew Wright!

SSS Minister For Anti-Shadows Gibbomd
Needs less Butt.

SS Minister of Fabulously Dressed Individuals NonDairyTea
He should probably let WookieO follow him around, they'd combine well together.

And me. I decided that I'm gonna form the SSSSSSSS Cabinet. Eventually it will be needed.

Yours,

Moriarty
Rejected MoHA of the Shadow Cabinet