Rib Tickler - newspaper of Offa

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Thanks to all those who have voted for me.

0 • Day 523, 02:38 • Published in United Kingdom

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Thanks to all those who voted for me (I got 8 votes)

An old friend asked me for a hand, should I be unsucessful in getting elected, so I have to leave the shore of eUK and honour my promise.

I hope to see you all in time for the next election.

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Offa standing for Congress in East Midlands eUK

3 • Day 520, 08:34 • Published in United Kingdom

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eLadies & eGentlemen I would like to offer my services to the voters of the East Midlands as your prospective Congress candidate.

Firstly who am I?
I spent the first month learning about eUK, trawling through the forums ( … read more »

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Come on eUK Citizens, Pass It Forward

22 • Day 508, 16:58 • Published in United Kingdom

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A while back I was a newbie and a fellow eUK member helped me out.

In the last month i travelled the world (USA, Indonesia, Romania, Germany, Norway) sampling what eRepublik had to offer, having participated in Wars, Revolutions, Take Overs, etc.

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Schools Out

1 • Day 508, 03:45 • Published in United Kingdom

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In a school science class four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put

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Issue 6:- Political Coups in eRepublik.

3 • Day 457, 00:55 • Published in United Kingdom

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All these recent coups reminded me of a joke made about the President of Pakistan (you know the guy that married into the presidency)

eh you say, well after the death of his wife he became president of pakistan and you thought the USA had