Rib Tickler - newspaper of Offa

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East Midlands Local Branch

13 • Day 666, 04:44 • Published in United Kingdom

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Over the months

1. East Midlands has become the place to live outside London, thanks to our Q5 hospital.

2. In the last election, our population meant we got extra wild card candidates into congress.

3. It seems fitting that we the

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Re-elect: Offa

3 • Day 666, 04:30 • Published in United Kingdom

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For the first time in, since I have been playing the game, UKRP managed to take the seat in the West Midlands, because we were able to consolidate our vote behind 1 candidate.

It took me 3 terms of campaigning within UKRP members trying to make

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There can only be ONE

2 • Day 635, 15:14 • Published in United Kingdom

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Final Results
Official candidates (3) Member of No. of votes
1 Mr Woldy - The Unity Party 46
2 busynurse1510 - The Unity Party 28
3 Johnobrow Dadds - The People's Communist Party 12

UKRP - total votes 9+9+4 = 22 votes

If you want UKRP

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Donkey & the Well

1 • Day 609, 05:43 • Published in United Kingdom

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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to

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Offa For Congress

1 • Day 575, 01:36 • Published in United Kingdom

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eLadies & eGentlemen I would like to offer my services to the voters of the East Midlands as your prospective Congress candidate.

Firstly who am I?
I spent the first month learning about eUK, trawling through the forums (simply because the game