Rib Tickler - newspaper of Offa

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Offa standing for Congress in East Midlands eUK

2 • Day 548, 03:22 • Published in United Kingdom

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eLadies & eGentlemen I would like to offer my services to the voters of the East Midlands as your prospective Congress candidate.

Firstly who am I?
I spent the first month learning about eUK, trawling through the forums (simply … read more »

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A funny selection

2 • Day 540, 05:44 • Published in United Kingdom

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A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Pete is leafin' through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can'

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Romania

6 • Day 537, 19:14 • Published in United Kingdom

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As most of you know Romania is being attacked hard and many friendly countries have responded by sending asking their citizens to relocate.

The only problem is, us foreigners don't understand local politics, don't realise the importance of

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A Dear John & How to maintain your insanity

2 • Day 528, 07:53 • Published in United Kingdom

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"This Soldier deployed to Iraq gets a "dear john" from his girlfriend back home in the states that says, "I met someone and we're in love. So I'm afraid that I can't wait for you any longer. I hope there are no hard feelings. Please return my

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The Pastor's Ass

2 • Day 526, 02:53 • Published in United Kingdom

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There morale in this, for the thinking one...... a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper rea😛
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

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