Rib Tickler - newspaper of Offa

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Issue 5:- Speeding Ticket

3 • Day 456, 12:58 • Published in United Kingdom

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A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw

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Issue 4:- ...and then the fight started!

8 • Day 455, 08:13 • Published in United Kingdom

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Since we are a bunch of warmongers

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I … read more »

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Issue 3:- The Governor of the Donkeys

3 • Day 454, 00:07 • Published in United Kingdom

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In the spirit of party / presidental elections - NOT AIMED AT ANY PARTY LEADER

The padishah wanted to humilate the Hoja. So one day he called him to the palace and, in front of all the ministers, he assumed a very solemn air and proclaimed, "

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Issue 2:- Hell Hotter Than Heaven

5 • Day 452, 08:55 • Published in United Kingdom

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The temperatures of Heaven and of Hell are not given specifically in the Bible.

The temperature of heaven can be rather accurately computed. Our authority is the Bible, Isaiah 30:26 reads,

"Moreover, the light of the moon shall be as the

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Issue 1:- The Smell of Soup and the Sound of Money

10 • Day 451, 03:05 • Published in United Kingdom

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Since I am poor and desperate for money - the following story made me laugh
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A beggar was given a piece of bread, but nothing to put on it. Hoping to get something to go with his bread, he went to a … read more »