Who In The World is CP Candidate Bruce Lightninghands?
Day 2,415, 22:12
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by crisfire
The elections for eCanada's next Country President is fast approaching and alas, DMV3 is not running again, so eCanada must decide who will best lead us through July and maybe beyond.
Does eCanada deserve to know who they are voting for if they admit to being another player in the past and list past experiences as part of their qualifications for being Country President?
In this platform article by Bruce Lightninghands http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-bl4cp-too-drunk-for-this-part-i-2412127/1/20 he states
"That being said, I’d like to quickly reinforce my qualifications – as will inevitably be an issue. Now, it’s no secret that on my character page it says April 18th, 2014 as the day Bruce Lightninghands came into being. This is true. The player, the I behind the me, of this game has been around far longer than that. As I’ve stated many times, I played this game when it was young, and so was I, and I dressed real neat from my heart to my feet and surprised them with a victory cry. I have three years under my belt. Not only that, but when I did return I spent weeks studying eCanadian media archives, up to three-to-six months back. I caught up, joined the cabinet, and have been in the very dark recesses of the government for two months. In short, don’t misunderstan
😛I know what’s going on."
I among others have asked him who he was and as far as I know he hasn’t told anyone and wouldn’t tell me.
Why?
-He has been outstanding as far as I can see in the DMV administration, Im part of it.
-He has or is trying to revive the eCanadian media
-He is very active
-He is a pillar in his Political Party the Imperial Wolves holding many positions such as PP and VP, not a big fan of the wolves but maybe its different
-He has gotten the nod of support from outgoing Country President DMV3 and seems to want to follow in his successful footsteps
-He will probably get the nod from the CPF almost guaranteeing him the top job
But who the hell is he and why won’t he reveal his past identity which probably wouldn’t be an issue (and maybe isn’t an issue for most eCanadians) except for the fact he used his past experience as a qualification to lead us.
In my humble opinion eCanada deserves to know so that we can all make the best most informed decision we can.
Transparency, honesty and integrity are just as important, if not more, then political talking points.
So please reveal who you were
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4. You must complete the daily order (25 kills) as a minimum (Real life commitments will be taken into account)
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- Join a Military Unit to take advantage of Daily Order rewards and seek help and supplies
- Join a political party and ask for help
- Save your gold to invest in training facilities
- Make lots of friends so that you can get info from shouts
- If your going to upgrade anything WAIT for the periodic deals like the 45% off company upgrade ect, ect.
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- Don’t spend more in resources to accomplish eReps periodic missions then you get back in reward
- Do the math if you plan on hiring people and take tax’s into account, don’t lose money.
- eCanada is full of people willing to help out new players with food and weapons, start in MU’s and political party’s, grow your player network, use your feeds to ask for help.
- Upgrade your energy centers and training facilities, don’t waste gold on Energy bars and first aid packs.
- If you plan to spend real life money the best deal is the monthly Combat Stash
- Work, train and fight every day
- Don’t lose money chasing a Mercenary Medal as the reward is only 5 gold.
If you have any tips not included here please PM me and ill add them
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Wes.... I mean yes.
GAWD - I Hope So!
Plot twist~
Yup, that's what I've been guessing all along too.
Who's Wes?
welcome to the multi accusation game lmao
Leo Balzac multi
o7
You got to admit, though, whoever this Lightninghands bloke is, points for referencing Safety Dance.
In all seriousness, I've revealed in previous articles who I used to be. I also stated that my original reason for creating this character was because that character was dead and inaccessible, and that this is in fact my only character I play. That being said...
Long ago, I was this lovable blowhard. Ere the time the great Empire of the Sun fell, I trolled it night and day, never giving it a moment's rest. I've changed a lot, evidently, since then, and I think it's clear now the idiocy that HM portrayed is not my own.
Anyway, for those of you curious: there's your answer; though I really don't think it matters all that much. I'm Bruce Lightninghands now, a different avi/toon/citizen, and I intend to keep it that way. I've found a home in eCanada and its community, and surely don't pine for those "good ol' days" - at least not sober anyway.
LOL, that's EXACTLY the kind of thing Wes Lewis would have said!
That isn't nearly as exciting.
Obviously Wes
Im sure it wouldnt be to hard to look up some dead citizens, pick one and mirror there style. Its something both Wes and Sawc would do easily, both have stolen from eCanada in the past so you cant blame people for being cautious.
Hope your legit
Ugh the problem I have here is all I can cay is "who?" and "I'm not that guy". There's no way I can prove anything against these arguments, other than to deny, so you see the predicament I'm facing here. Furthermore, I am being subjected to literally no standard of proof. I'm just being accused of something, and it being accepted by the accusers - on merit of the accusation alone - as fact. It's silly, and a little tragic.
So yeah, I will: who's Wes? Who's Sawc? I'm not those guys. We cool?
You, as an observer, have two options: be all paranoid and s**t and irrationally believe I'm someone I'm not, and have no evidence to the contrary; or you can give someone who's answered your questions and proven himself a member of your community a chance.
At the end of the day, how do you want to live? As a community of friends, or a camp in fear? I for one choose the rational life, and if you do too then come with me, and don't succumb to baseless suspicion.
Claiming I'm necrophagic and mirroring styles of long dead players is, quite frankly, insane. It's Occam's Razor: the simplest solution is the solution.
I didnt accuse you of anything all I asked you was who you were, I went through your articles and didnt see anywhere were you stated who you were, I asked you via PM and others asked youas well as in article comments and you didnt answer.
Anytime someone new bursts in on the scene knowing a lot, active as hell and pining for positions you are going to come under scrutiny, especially if you play coy with answers. Combined with your letting in LIGHTS who is believed to be sawc before he was Daniel Plainview and it seemed like the Oceans team was getting back together.
We have been burned multiple times like I said and we would be stupid not to keep as vigilant as we can, time will tell.
Stay vigilant, crisfire, if YOU'RE not the boogeyman you claim to hunt. Of course, you could always let this current phase of madness consume you, and claim that DMV is a serpent-demon or that Dill is a shapeshifting mind slug. Each would be as valid, because each comes from nothing. You make accusations, and then: nothing. You don't even have reasons to suspect me, other than I have become more successful in 2 months than you've ever been in five years.
Do I, perhaps, detect a touch of jealousy?
Not to mention the fact you've clearly never left the MDP mindset, and are merely subverting the CPF by masquerading as a member of it. Hell, you could even be a multi yourself, trying to cast everyone's attention away from your own shady dealings. Wouldn't be surprised, considering your character.
This is arguably trolling, it borders on the ravings of a madman. "Who is Bruce Lightninghands?" I am Bruce Lightninghands. Years from now, few will remember me; but even fewer will remember you, crisfire. Mark that. No one but you and like-minded lunatics confuse paranoia with vigilance.
My advice: watch me, watch every move I make in this game. Try to see if I slip up. Make every waking moment dedicated to finding me, Javert. I will bask in the glow of innocence, while you root around in the dirt out of fear. In this way, you have sentenced yourself to a fool's prison. I hope you enjoy it.
Just asked a simple question and you make it personal
Believe me its not jealousy and if you consider any accomplishments in this game something to brag about regardless of time its not jealousy its pity.
Have a good term
this whole comment chain is hilarious
long article with a lots of information.
nice
http://www.risingabovethenoise.com/social-media-simplified-exposing-ones-pickle/
mmmmmm jeez
Carmen sandiego
Actually for those of you unaware Bruce is my multi. I wanted to see if I could beat MDP with a newb account.
I'm a peacock. You gotta let me fly!
Not Wes Lewis - just similar to the charming and ambitious half of his persona. I think I've read enough of of BL's stuff where his story fits including some rather obscure details.
Unfortunately our chaotic past makes this kind of cross-examination necessary but its good for Crisfire to put it out in the open to put the quiet suspicions many of us had to rest.
thank you, thats all this was