Coal Mines Revealed! - A Crimson Salty Balls Exclusive!
crisfire
Crimson Salty Balls is proud to reveal eRepubliks latest offering to the huddled masses
Coal Mines!
While eRepubliks strongest countries just get stronger with Gold Mines, Salty Balls is shedding the light on whats in store for its weaker and/or less populated countries, Coal!
Here's the catch, not all countries can mine for coal
Coal Mines competition
- The Coal Mines competition is based on a new ranking: Citizenship Dissatisfaction
- Poor, weak and unsatisfied countries will receive a Coal Mine based on a contest held for 10 days between Day 1962 and Day 1972
- During this period, when you complain in ANY given day (even if your citizenship country is not involved in it) your dissatisfaction will be added to the ranking as dissatisfaction done by your citizen
- In this ranking, the world has been divided into 5 main areas: Europe, Asia, America, Oceania and Africa
- The country with the highest dissatisfaction level from each main area wins the contest and therefore a Coal Mine
- The Mines will be awarded within 24 hours after the end of the contest
- The Mines will be located in the real life capital of the "winning" countries
Coal Mines
- Each Coal Mine will hold a deposit of 100.000 Coal
- If your citizenship country owns a Mine, you can explore it daily and find a variable amount of Coal
- The Mine can be explored until the Coal has been depleted or you die from Black Lung Disease, Coal Dust Explosion or being burried alive.
A new and exciting feature to eRepublik will be added in which each indivual citizen has a satisfaction level and this level will directly impact the amount of damage your citizen does on the battlefield, satisfaction level to low and you do less damage, satisfaction to high and you probably dont live in eCanada
However, a large percentage of the coal mined will go to the countries that have recieved a Gold mine to use for industrial purposes as this is only right. What is left is for each citizen to use for personal warmth.
Comments
I don't want no stinking coal mine. I want black lung decease now without all the work. I am dissatisfied with this game.
I .. want... boobs
Nice, then they will bring back hospitals so we can spend our last gold on building them!
Haha great article as always crisfire o/ voted + shouted!
great article!! I laughed myself tears in my eyes!
Haha. LMAO
- The Mine can be explored until the Coal has been depleted or you die from Black Lung Disease, Coal Dust Explosion or being burried alive.
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Don't those breasts get in the way of her pickaxe swinging
Big vote here. We want more coal.
Gold, iron, and now coal! What's next? Diamonds and Lapis Lazuli?
Man we step on all that coal and get diamonds!!
"satisfaction level to low and you do less damage, satisfaction to high and you probably dont live in eCanada"
Awesome as always. V+S
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsoa1wHJT2E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms79633njIg
Ya haul 16 tons, whaddya get?
This article is the most deserving of my vote, ever.
voted very nice bud
snice
Finally, something we can totally win at.
A good laugh, crisfire.
This we can win. Very funny 🙂
Chile could totally win this!
...Too soon?
hahahahaha classic
o7
love it
So that's why men work in coal mines in Canada...
another day older and deeper in debt!
Boob mines?
Or mine boobs. Wait.. what?
my job in the mine shall be keeping her clean. I volunteer.
My job will be to keep smearing coal dust all over her body, gotta keep you employed somehow mate 😛😛
You mean this isn't real? But it sounds so logical.
Boobs sound logical.. or seem, idk, idc.
vote!
lol
voted!
voted for the canary in the coal mine!
So this is what an advantage feels like
o7
lol
LOOOL
DAMN IT ITS FAKE!? I THOUGHT I FOUND SOMETHING CANADA COULD WIN 😠
well, Alyssa, I cannot say mine are truly salty but I could pay for you to taste and tell
Voted o7