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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1637)

4 • Day 1,637, 13:32 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

My wife gave me a filthy look after I farted so I said "Better out than in."

And kicked her out of the house

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1636)

4 • Day 1,636, 15:05 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I hear the Olympic flame will be travelling the world. Well I struggled to get a tube of toothpaste through airport security... Good luck with a massive flaming torch!

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1635)

2 • Day 1,635, 17:01 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

As I sat down on the empty bar stool, the girl turned to look at me and asked,
"I'm sure I saw you earlier.. You're not following me are you?"
"Don't be absurd," I replied.
"Well you better not be," she said, "My boyfriend will be here in a

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1634)

3 • Day 1,634, 16:28 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Q: What do you call a girl who's round and green?

A: Melony

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1633)

3 • Day 1,633, 13:33 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

The wife had to do a five point turn in the car today, before she could drive to work.

Just to get the seatbelt on, the fat bitch.

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