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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1647)

4 • Day 1,647, 11:37 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Harry Potter goes up to Lupin in his office, while Lupin is packing his bags.

"Harry, I'm leaving," Lupin said.

"Have you lost your mind?! Are you fucking serious?" Harry retorted.

"How did you know about me and Sirius?"

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1646)

4 • Day 1,646, 14:34 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I arrived at work this morning and my boss said "I want that doing, then that doing, then that and when you have finished you can do that"

I asked him "Where can I find a phonebox?"

"What for?"

"To change into my Superman costume"

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1645)

4 • Day 1,645, 12:00 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

The inventor of the television remote control has died at the age of 96.

Have they tried turning his batteries round and smacking him against the coffee table?

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1644)

4 • Day 1,644, 13:04 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I woke up in the Police station this morning with no memory of the previous night.

I really need to stop drinking on duty...

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1643)

5 • Day 1,643, 16:41 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

FILM IDEA: "The Sixth Fence" - It turns out at the end that Bruce Willis is actually a goat.

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