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Gormley's Gormless Gags #11

0 Day 3,176, 16:04 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Word to the wise: never get in line at the bank behind someone wearing a balaclava.

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Gormley's Gormless Gags #10

1 Day 3,169, 16:51 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Me: "Do you think it’s strange to talk to yourself?"

Me: "No."

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Gormley's Gormless Gags #9

4 Day 3,163, 16:32 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison!

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Gormley's Gormless Gags #8

4 Day 3,157, 15:59 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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Gormley's Gormless Gags #7

1 Day 3,150, 17:28 Published in Ireland Ireland Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

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