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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1642)

4 • Day 1,642, 16:03 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

As I looked at my naked body in the mirror, I thought to myself....Shit I'm going to get kicked out of Ikea in a moment.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1641)

9 • Day 1,641, 16:06 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large!

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1640)

4 • Day 1,640, 16:03 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

The Voice could have saved some money on spinning chairs if they'd just got Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles as judges.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1639)

4 • Day 1,639, 16:43 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

After Stewart Downing's inclusion in the England squad, I think they should name a street in his honour, where all people who are shit at their jobs and got selected when no-one wants them should live. Hang on...

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1638)

6 • Day 1,638, 12:43 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I love fucking with the minds of the foreign tech support guys.

"My name is Perry, not Terry. With a P as in Pterodactyl."

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