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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1652)

4 • Day 1,652, 17:21 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Boomerangs are frisbees for loners.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1651)

6 • Day 1,651, 15:59 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I was smashing a very realistic pinata blindfolded today.
It cracked open and there was blood and guts everywhere.

I then realised I was in the wrong garden.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1650)

7 • Day 1,650, 17:20 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1649)

5 • Day 1,649, 16:38 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

As I was passing by today, I saw a woman not far from where I was. She waved at me, but I couldn't make out if she was someone I knew, so I simply smiled and waved back.
Now she waved with two arms. I assumed something was wrong with her so I just

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1648)

4 • Day 1,648, 12:57 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Just bought some transparent paint called 'Fuckall'.

It does exactly what it says on the tin.

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