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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1632)

2 • Day 1,632, 12:25 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I love how chocolate melts in my fingers.

It's proof, that despite what anyone says, I'm hot.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1631)

6 • Day 1,631, 14:03 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

The places where I think up the best jokes are usually in the shower and while driving...

It must have something to do with being naked.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1630)

5 • Day 1,630, 14:39 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I'm not saying my wife is fat, but we had to ask special permission to make her passport photo landscape.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1629)

4 • Day 1,629, 16:20 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I went on a blind date last night.

I told her that I don't believe women should be left to do the housework & cooking.

I said, "I think the roles should be reversed. Men should do all the things that women do and women should do all the things

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1628)

5 • Day 1,628, 16:13 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I hate living in the Tetris flats. Someone moved into the empty apartment next door, and the entire fucking floor disappeared.

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