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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1627)

5 • Day 1,627, 16:10 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

My Mum taught me whatever happens to keep both feet planted firmly on the floor.

Twenty years on I'm dying to change my underwear.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1626)

4 • Day 1,626, 14:39 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Showing a new girl round the office, I spotted an Indian colleague.

"Alright, rag head!" I called out.

Completely shocked, the girl said, "You can't say that!"

"It's fine," I replied. "It's his nickname."

"Oh, okay," she smiled.

"Yeah,

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1625)

7 • Day 1,625, 12:42 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Hear about the man who drowned in a flash flood of lemonade?

He was Schwepped away

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1624)

2 • Day 1,624, 14:09 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Is Kenny Dalglish doing that Football Manager thing where you click through the meaningless games just to get to your Cup Final?

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1623)

3 • Day 1,623, 10:31 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

19 Irishmen walk into a cinema:

The sales lady asks, "How come there's so many of you?'

One replied, "Well, the film did say only 18 or over!"

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