Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1635)

Day 1,635, 17:01 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by John Gormley

As I sat down on the empty bar stool, the girl turned to look at me and asked,
"I'm sure I saw you earlier.. You're not following me are you?"
"Don't be absurd," I replied.
"Well you better not be," she said, "My boyfriend will be here in a minute."
"Oh, I doubt that's true," I said, "I watched you kiss him goodbye at the Airport this morning."