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The Charm Offensive

5 Day 1,073, 06:47 Published in New Zealand New Zealand

I've been thinking about conquering Australia. Obviously the Australians, relying entirely on Paul Hogan for their national defense, pose no threat. And I am a sporting man, I like to let the bird out of the cage before I shoot at it. But what if

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A CALL TO WAR

17 Day 1,071, 01:12 Published in New Zealand New Zealand

Well we lost. So that's done. Now, how do we win in the future?

1) Engagement of non-english speakers: the forum is in english, the chat is in english, the government newspaper is in english. This makes it difficult for non-english

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DONT VOTE for the "NZUP vote here" -this party is the PTO party.

4 Day 1,070, 05:29 Published in New Zealand New Zealand



In my day the bad guys wore their black hats with pride. If a little old lady was walking down the street they wouldn't just knock her down, they'd scream and … read more »

The Face of Evil

4 Day 1,068, 23:09 Published in New Zealand New Zealand

Over the last few days we've had PTOrs, malcontents and mayhem, so I decided it would be a good time to ask the head of our so-called "provisional" so-called "government" some questions. As this conversation occured in real life, I must rely upon my

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New Zealand Goes Both Ways

2 Day 1,068, 03:54 Published in New Zealand New Zealand


^like this but with more explosion

The people of New Zealand having been asking how this planet's unification will procede. Will we head west to our traditional enemy … read more »