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Free Food

3 • Day 1,080, 10:06 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand •

In recent years we've been besieged by dangerously high food levels. And this food won't take no for an answer. Please help. If your health is low, and you have trouble getting it up, leave comment for food. No purchase needed.

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The Sky is Failing!

16 • Day 1,079, 09:24 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand •

Ok you got me, the sky isn't really failing. Its more a massive democracy fail.

Its not everyday a unity candidate is chosen by the PTO, but that's what we've got here. And it all sounds reasonable, we front a candidate who the PTO finds

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FREE FISHMAN!

3 • Day 1,077, 10:47 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand •

Part fish, all man. That's Fishman, and Fishman needs your help! The only way to save Fishman is to say "FREE FISHMAN!" repeatedly and with conviction. You've heard of dolphin-safe tuna, but where is the fishman-safe tuna? That tuna has been delayed

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The Polish Menace

12 • Day 1,076, 15:27 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand •

While we sit here spinning silly jokes, the Polish menace prepares to destroy our way of life. You might say: "Embargo? That doesn't sound like such a big deal." Don't kid yourself. An embargo is a boycott on love! Where is the love Poland? You used

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I'll decide whose President around here!

10 • Day 1,075, 08:42 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand •

We have heard your discouraging words, and we have tired of independant thought. Henceforce swift punishment will follow thinking, speaking, or hearing the following words: PTO. ATO. PHOENIX. EDEN. I. Am. Running. For. President. No, you are not

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