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In my day the bad guys wore their black hats with pride. If a little old lady was walking down the street they wouldn't just knock her down, they'd scream and point so that all could see the dastardly deed. I respect that.

Nowadays the bad guys dress up like little old ladies. Maybe deep down they are ashamed of what they do. Maybe they just enjoy women's fashions. Either way its not easy to tell the good guys from the bad guys anymore. Especially since the good guys always have a little bit of bad in them too.

So today I ask the question, which side has NZ's best interests at heart? The government that has set up our forums, chats, armys and such- led by Myles Robinson, or is it the party (currently called 'N.Z.U.P. - Vote here') led by the child devouring monster Kurojca? Only a threeway interview can uncover the truth!

Me: "So what are your plans for NZ?"

Myles: "I will give everyone hugs, then gently stroke my cat."

Kurojca: "I will deport all sheep to Serbia, thus alleviating NZ's overcrowding problem"

Me: "Kurojca, how do you respond to allegations that you only want our sheep to make wool coats?"

Kurojca: "Why would we do that? Serbia has ample wool coats!"

Me: "Then why are you wearing a vest made of uncooked bacon?"

Kurojca: "Resistence is futile! Give me your sheep now or the kitten gets it!"

Myles: "No! Not the kitten!.." (Myles transforms into a fire spouting unicorn, while Kurojca's face melts, revealing the hideous monstrosity beneath. Thus begins a desperate battle to the death...)

Well... I think we learned something today. Kitten stroking unicorns, while not without their faults, are better than sheep-knapping bacon-clad monstrosities. Food for thought.