All Blacks - newspaper of MisterBeefhead

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Poverty and You.

6 • Day 1,091, 10:09 • Published in New Zealand

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Do you have too much gold? If you can't close the door on your Q5 house because the entrance is jammed with NZD, you can give your gold to me! I promise to spend it wisely. Don't know/trust me? Not to worry, you can give your gold to the government!

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Free Market Solutions

3 • Day 1,090, 08:24 • Published in New Zealand

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Ok maybe our first democratic proposals were a little evil-intensive. But you can't make an omlette without setting fire to a few chickens. And it won't be ALL evil, just think of those poor PTO'd citizens, struggling for freedom without any help

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The Democracy of the Future.

6 • Day 1,089, 10:42 • Published in New Zealand

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Recently many real-life countries have moved from direct democracy, where each person gets a single vote, to weighted democracy, where people get a number of votes equal to their wealth. This is righty hailed as a triumph of the free market.

Now

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Lamb to the Slaughter

3 • Day 1,087, 12:11 • Published in New Zealand

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Inspired by the government's program to develop novel means of doing damage, the sheep of New Zealand have volunteered their services, even their lives, to serve the kiwi kause. As we speak these ideas are being tested (with fire!) using an

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Goodbye Myles!

3 • Day 1,082, 13:33 • Published in New Zealand

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Today, in the worst outrage in the history of communism, the Russians have abducted Captain Cat Cuddler. What does Russia have that we don't? We can change! You know that song you hate? We'll stop playing it. How you complained when we used your